gertrude robinson will see a promising, intelligent young man and go “is anyone gonna traumatize that” and not even wait for an answer

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Hey so @phlox-maculata fucking dropped this is the Distortion Stans Anonymous chat and I've never seen something more blessed in my life. You've bestowed a gift upon humanity and I had to draw it.

Fall worm Michael, babeyyyy

jonathan sims: what... are you?

michael distortion: i was.............. created.... by a fascinating phenomenon known as.................. updog......

jonathan: w-what is updog??

michael:

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paintcoveredlaces:
“Most of my sketches take 30 minutes and i worked on this for 2 frustrating hours and still dont like it so i just *clenches fist* i just love that
Anyways here take this sub-par michael
”

Most of my sketches take 30 minutes and i worked on this for 2 frustrating hours and still dont like it so i just *clenches fist* i just love that

Anyways here take this sub-par michael

lillibuds:
“MAG101: Another Twist amirite lads
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creds to @phlox-maculata (and others!) for founding spiral k
”

MAG101: Another Twist amirite lads

creds to @phlox-maculata (and others!) for founding spiral k

Ladies, if he’s

  • got curly straw blonde hair 
  • tall
  • thin
  • has all the bones in his hands
  •  hiding his true distorted human form visible which is visible through tinted glass or reflections
  •  is also a series of windowless corridors covered in paintings, photographs and the occasional mirror. 
  • a spiral

that’s not your man, that’s the distortion also known as michael

The crowns of the followers… 
( theres not all of them but oh well//)

supreme-leader-stoat:
“ my-cat-said-no:
“ fini-mun:
“ awidevastdominion:
“a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks
”
Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just...

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

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findlight:
“Earrings in shape of ewers, c. 1870.
Micromosaic, gold and pearls.
(The Rosalinde and Arthur Gilbert Collection on loan to the Victoria and Albert Museum.)
”

Earrings in shape of ewers, c. 1870.

Micromosaic, gold and pearls.

(The Rosalinde and Arthur Gilbert Collection on loan to the Victoria and Albert Museum.)

*sobbing* finally, an article that validates me

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Sam just writes down every possible plot thread in case they ever lose direction????? First of all, that is a DM’s dream player, secondly, he’s basically Marisha but instead of every worldbuilding detail their characters ever learn ever, he just hoards loose tasks they could chase up

He’s a human quest menu.

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

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